Idiots rushed the stands, idiots came on the floor and all hell spilled loose in a melee to give both sides a huge black eye. Whose fault is it, anyway? While much has been made of Ron Artest jumping into the stands, who shoved him after the hard foul? Who threw the cup at him […]
What do you call someone responsible for the deaths of more than 1,000 Americans and hundreds of thousands of civilians? Ready for impeachment. If we can nail a president for lying about having his pickle tickled, then this should be a cinch. Former Texas Rangers owner George W. Bush has at least three strikes against […]
Last year, we discovered midgets. As a culture, we have gotten to be so amazing at piecing together how things should be that we can look at a skeleton and define a person’s lifestyle. I guess this makes us equal-opportunity morons. Homo florsiensis was, according to scientists, about three feet tall, weighed 55 pounds and […]
On Oct. 20, a preventable tragedy happened in Stockton. The same fate is destined for Hemet in Southern California. Chico may be next. Wal-Mart opened a Supercenter. It’s not your regular economy-sucking chain, but the super-sized version. Some of you may be wondering, why is this such a tragedy? After all, Wal-Mart gives us rolled-back […]
I hate Benjamin Franklin. Sure, “Poor Richard’s Almanac” is great and when he turns green he’s worth $100, but he’s made my life hell, and moved 2 a.m. from the spring to the fall, next to another 2 a.m. Good ol’ Ben came up with this silly thing called daylight-saving time. It means we get […]
I have spent my entire life in the California public education system. Please save your apologies. I’ve heard enough from my professors and from my high school teachers. It’s the same old story: “It’s not your fault you suck, but we’re going to make you better.” While my education was being sewn back together, there […]
SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — With Gov. Jerry Brown reaching his term limit, Californians will have a choice between the state’s lieutenant governor and a businessman. Democrat Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom and Republican John Cox advanced to November’s general election as the Top 2 candidates in the June primary vote. A poll by the Public Policy Institute […]